✦ Pinkoma's Space
🎀 SPACE RESEARCHER ★ SECTOR: LONDON UK, EARTH 🎀
Aliena Pinkoma taking afternoon tea at a gilded table in a London park
SPACE STUDY: AFTERNOON TEA, OBSERVED FROM WITHIN

~ The Alien's Guide to English Comedy… and perhaps British Humour ~

One wrong turn at the Crab Nebula, one map with a cross over King's Cross, obviously a landing zone, and here I am. Spaceship impounded. Officer very polite about it. The Treaty Between the Stars lets me stay while the paperwork untangles itself, which on this planet may outlive the Sun. Why not take the learning opportunity? I am decoding the most mysterious human wisdom on this planet: English comedy. My fellows demand a full report. You, dear Earthling, are reading it.

What's new? 📡

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THE RESEARCHER, DRESSED FOR SPACEWORK

★ STAR CHART ★ THE SPACE GUIDE AT A GLANCE ★

PINKOMA'S SPACE
CHAPTER 1Mission HQ
OUTROStay in Orbit
CHAPTER 2Space Reports
CHAPTER 3Perform & See Comedy
CHAPTER 5Study Comedy
CHAPTER 4Play & Practise
CHAPTER 1Mission HQThe book, your voice & the app CHAPTER 2Space ReportsToday's specimens, transmissions, diary, look & profile CHAPTER 3Perform & See ComedyEvents radar, on air, classics, gigging, timer, heckler ray & self-care CHAPTER 5Study ComedyClassroom, writing manuals, the lab, bookshelf & decoder OUTROStay in OrbitPinkoma's Note: no schedule, no spam
CHAPTER 1

Mission HQ

What the grandmaship is launching next

INCOMING SIGNALNOT YET LIVE ★ IN ORBIT
📕 FRESH FROM THE GRANDMASHIP

A book about comedy is on the way

Pinkoma is writing a whole book on how Earthlings make each other laugh. Working title: The Alien's Guide to English Comedy and some British Humour.

🚀 Coming summer 2026 ✨

🎤 Add your voice to the Green Room

The book is gaining a Green Room, a small collection of industry voices from the people who actually make comedy happen, and yours could be one of them. Leave a line you'd want a newcomer to hear: a kindness, a piece of hard-won advice, or an observation worth passing on. We'll print it with the name you choose, or keep you anonymous.

Aliena Rebecca in a hi-vis vest and hard hat, holding a giant pink pen, inviting your contribution
🎀 RESEARCH INPUT FROM THE INDUSTRY 🎀

Your words, in the book

It takes a minute, and no contact details are needed, just the name you'd like credited and your line. We read every single one.

Add your voice → ⏳ A 7-DAY WINDOW · OPEN 5 JUL (8am BST) – 12 JUL 2026 (8am BST)

📱 And the app is on its way, too

Pinkoma's Pocket Grandmaship, the whole site in your hand

Everything you've decoded here, the live Events Radar, the Travel Diary, the backstage tools and every space note, packed into one small app you can carry. Plus a few things a website can't: a game, a breathing exercise, a timer, and a tool to develop your set.

🍎 iOS · coming soon 🤖 Android · coming soon
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OUTRO ★ SPACE NOTE 20

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An occasional newsletter about comedy, written only when Pinkoma feels like writing one. No schedule. No spam. Possibly months of silence followed by 2,000 words on why panel shows are Britain's greatest invention. You can unsubscribe any time, instantly, no hard feelings, the grandmaship will not be notified.

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